When Shannon moved in next door, chaos followed. She painted her house wild colors and then began sunbathing daily in front of my 15-year-old son Jake’s window, often in barely-there bikinis. After Jake begged me to intervene, I politely asked her to move her lounger elsewhere on her property. Instead of being considerate, she mocked me and retaliated in the most bizarre way.
Two days later, I stepped outside to find a filthy old toilet planted in the middle of my lawn with a sign that read, “FLUSH YOUR OPINION HERE!” Shannon laughed from her yard, treating it as an “art installation.” Furious as I was, I decided to step back and let karma take care of her, knowing people like her often set themselves up for their own downfall.
Sure enough, her antics escalated — loud parties, wild sunbathing sessions, even a ridiculous call to firefighters claiming my “lawn toilet” was a public hazard. But her most outrageous stunt came when she hauled her lounger onto the garage roof for “better tanning.” That’s when her sprinkler system misfired, soaking her and sending her tumbling straight into her petunias, covered in mud and earthworms.
From that day forward, Shannon quieted down. The toilet vanished from my lawn, her rooftop tanning sessions ended, and she even built a privacy fence to keep her chaos contained. Jake breathed a sigh of relief, joking he could finally open his blinds again. As we laughed over pancakes, I realized that sometimes the sweetest revenge is simply letting karma do the work.