I’m 19 and in college, so when my sister told me her wedding was going to be “childfree,” I figured, whatever… her circus, her monkeys. I didn’t make a fuss.
Then, a week later, she hits me up with her Amazon registry. I scroll through it and see a 300 bucks blender. I told her I couldn’t afford a gift, and she goes, “You’re still family, though.”
Oh, so I’m “too young” to sit quietly at a ceremony, but I’m old enough to drop three hundred bucks on her smoothie machine? That’s when I thought, okay, game on. If she’s treating me like a kid when it’s convenient, she’s getting a gift straight from the heart of one.
The next morning, I went full arts-and-crafts mode. I pulled out markers, stickers, and enough glitter to blind someone in the right light. I wrote “Congratulations!” in big bubble letters, drew stick figures of her and her fiancé, and threw in way too many sparkly hearts.
By the time I was done, my place looked like a glitter bomb went off.
I shoved it all in a huge envelope, sealed it, and marched to the post office with a grin. If I’m too “young” for the wedding, she’s getting a gift straight from a “kid”. It’s gonna stick in her memory way longer than that blender ever would.
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Later, my family told me that when the card got there, it didn’t just sparkle; it straight up caused chaos.
The second her maid of honor picked it up, the envelope exploded, sending glitter everywhere like a mini confetti storm. It got stuck in the candles, fell into the punch, and even landed all over my sister’s white dress. People were slipping, laughing, freaking out.
So, Bright Side, please, tell me if I crossed the line? I still believe my sister deserved it.
Best wishes,