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Me: What would look better with this, tennis shoes or boots? Husband: It doesn’t really matter, you’re just going to look super pregnant regardless. Me: Husband: Me: Husband: Me: Husband: Me: Husband: I am so sorry.
Wife: Does this dress make me look
pregnant?
Me: No, you look good.
Wife: So I don’t look good when I’m pregnant?
Me: * flees the country*
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