An elderly lady was riding the elevator in a fancy New York office building when a stylish young woman walked in and proudly said, \u201cGiorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!\u201d A few floors later, another elegant woman entered and announced, \u201cChanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!\u201d When the elevator reached her floor, the elderly lady smiled, turned to both of them, and said, \u201cBroccoli \u2014 49 cents a pound!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A wife was upset that her husband spent every evening at the bar, so one night he took her along. \u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he asked. \u201cOh, the same as you,\u201d she said. He ordered two shots, downed his in one go. She took a sip, made a face, and coughed, \u201cThat\u2019s awful! How can you drink this?\u201d Her husband grinned and said, \u201cSee? And you thought I was out here having fun!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A mom\u2019s friend came over one afternoon, unaware her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. When her husband came home unexpectedly, the friend hid inside too. The boy whispered, \u201cDark in here.\u201d The man replied, \u201cSure is.\u201d \u201cI\u2019ve got a baseball,\u201d said the boy. \u201cThat\u2019s nice.\u201d \u201cWant to buy it?\u201d \u201cNot really.\u201d \u201cMy dad\u2019s outside.\u201d \u201cAlright\u2026 how much?\u201d \u201c\u00a3250.\u201d Later, the same thing happened \u2014 this time with a glove. \u201c\u00a3750,\u201d said the boy. Days later, his dad wanted to play catch. \u201cCan\u2019t,\u201d said the boy. \u201cI sold them.\u201d \u201cFor how much?\u201d \u201c\u00a31,000.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s not right,\u201d said the dad. \u201cYou\u2019re coming to church to confess.\u201d At church, the boy sat in the booth and whispered, \u201cDark in here.\u201d The priest sighed, \u201cLet\u2019s not start that again!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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