Little Johnny had only been working at the store for two weeks, but his quick wit had already made him both loved and feared by his coworkers. One busy afternoon, his boss stormed out of his office, face flushed with frustration. \u201cLITTLE JOHNNY! Come to my office right now!\u201d he barked. Johnny hurried over, standing at attention. \u201cYes, sir!\u201d he replied innocently.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The boss glared at him. \u201cJohnny, I saw you arguing with that customer who just left. Haven\u2019t I told you that the customer is always right<\/em>?\u201d Johnny nodded eagerly, \u201cYes, sir! The customer is always right!\u201d The boss narrowed his eyes, still fuming. \u201cThen tell me\u2014what on earth were you arguing about?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Johnny hesitated for a moment, shifting from one foot to the other. \u201cWell, sir,\u201d he began carefully, \u201cthe customer said you<\/em> were an idiot.\u201d The boss froze, his expression changing from anger to confusion as he tried to process Johnny\u2019s words.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAnd what did you say to that?\u201d the boss finally asked, his tone softening. Johnny grinned mischievously and replied, \u201cI told him he was right, sir. After all, you said the customer\u2019s always<\/em> right!\u201d The boss sighed, rubbing his temples, realizing he\u2019d just been outsmarted by his newest employee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Little Johnny had only been working at the store for two weeks, but his quick wit had already made him both loved and feared by his coworkers…. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12594,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":563,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12593"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12595,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12593\/revisions\/12595"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}