{"id":13003,"date":"2025-10-21T00:49:41","date_gmt":"2025-10-21T00:49:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=13003"},"modified":"2025-10-21T00:49:41","modified_gmt":"2025-10-21T00:49:41","slug":"two-nuns-were-shopping-at-a-7-11-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=13003","title":{"rendered":"TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Two nuns stop at a 7-Eleven on a scorching day. One mischievously suggests beer; the other worries about the scene it\u2019ll cause.<br>At checkout, the bold nun deadpans, \u201cIt\u2019s for washing our hair\u2014we call it Catholic shampoo.\u201d The cashier smirks, drops in pretzel sticks, and says, \u201cCurlers are on the house.\u201d They leave, chuckling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Another day, a priest and a nun get lost in a blizzard and find a tiny cabin with one bed, some blankets, and a sleeping bag. The priest gallantly takes the floor while the nun keeps shivering.<br>Each time she says she\u2019s cold, he gets up and adds another blanket.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After the third complaint\u2014\u201cI\u2019m soooo cold!\u201d\u2014the priest smiles and says, \u201cLet\u2019s pretend we\u2019re married.\u201d<br>\u201cFine by me,\u201d the nun purrs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGreat,\u201d he replies. \u201cThen get up and get your own blanket!\u201d<br>Moral: a little wit (and mischief) can warm even the coldest day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two nuns stop at a 7-Eleven on a scorching day. One mischievously suggests beer; the other worries about the scene it\u2019ll cause.At checkout, the bold nun deadpans,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13004,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":333,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13003"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13005,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13003\/revisions\/13005"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}