{"id":14468,"date":"2025-10-28T00:20:28","date_gmt":"2025-10-28T00:20:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=14468"},"modified":"2025-10-28T00:20:28","modified_gmt":"2025-10-28T00:20:28","slug":"hello-hi-honey-this-is-daddy-is-mommy-near-the-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=14468","title":{"rendered":"Hello? Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Hello? Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, daddy say but honey you don\u2019t have an Uncle Paul. Oh yes I do, &amp; he\u2019s upstairs in the room with mommy right now. Brief pause. Uh ok then I want you to put the phone down &amp; run upstairs &amp; knock on the door &amp; shout to mommy that daddy\u2019s car just pulled up. Ok daddy just a min.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A few min later the lil girl comes back to the phone. I did it daddy. And what happened honey? Well mommy got mommy that daddy\u2019s car just pulled up. Ok daddy just a min. A few min later the lil girl comes back to the phone. I did it daddy. And what happened honey? Well mommy got scared, jumped outta bed naked &amp; ran round screamin then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser &amp; now she isn\u2019t movin at all! OMG!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What about your Uncle Paul? He jumped outta the back window into the pool. But I guess he didn\u2019t know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of it &amp; I think hes dead! Real long pause! Then daddy says, swimming pool? Is this 486-5732? Lil girl says No I think you have the wrong number.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello? Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, daddy say&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14469,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":786,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14468"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14470,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14468\/revisions\/14470"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}