{"id":14720,"date":"2025-10-29T00:55:10","date_gmt":"2025-10-29T00:55:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=14720"},"modified":"2025-10-29T00:55:11","modified_gmt":"2025-10-29T00:55:11","slug":"exercise-in-bed-the-surprising-benefits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=14720","title":{"rendered":"Exercise in Bed: The Surprising Benefits"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Little Johnny one day asked his father, \u201cDad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?\u201d His mother, busy cooking, overheard and paused, curious to hear how her husband would handle this one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The dad calmly answered, \u201cBecause it makes grown-ups happy.\u201d Johnny nodded eagerly and said, \u201cI want to be happy too!\u201d The father chuckled and replied, \u201cYou have to wait until you\u2019re a grown-up.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Johnny kept going, \u201cBut who will exercise with me when I grow up?\u201d The dad smiled confidently, \u201cHopefully, your wife\u2014when you get married.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then Johnny innocently dropped the bomb: \u201cBut Dad\u2026 how come our neighbor Sally exercises with you?\u201d At that moment, Johnny\u2019s mother came charging out of the kitchen, and ten minutes later, an ambulance showed up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny one day asked his father, \u201cDad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?\u201d His mother, busy cooking, overheard and paused, curious to hear how&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14721,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":480,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14720"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14720\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14722,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14720\/revisions\/14722"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}