{"id":14723,"date":"2025-10-29T00:57:36","date_gmt":"2025-10-29T00:57:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=14723"},"modified":"2025-10-29T00:57:36","modified_gmt":"2025-10-29T00:57:36","slug":"little-johnny-failed-his-mathematics-test-completely","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=14723","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny failed his mathematics test completely."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Little Johnny failed his math test so badly that his teacher called home. When Johnny walked in that afternoon, his father stood at the door, clearly furious. \u201cWhy did you fail your math test?\u201d he demanded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Johnny shrugged and said, \u201cBecause my teacher isn\u2019t very good.\u201d His father frowned, confused, and asked him to explain. Johnny began, \u201cOn Monday, she said 3+5 equals 8. On Tuesday, she said 4+4 equals 8. And on Wednesday, she told us 6+2 equals 8.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now his father looked even more puzzled. \u201cOkay\u2026 and what does that have to do with you failing?\u201d he asked, trying to understand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Johnny threw his hands up dramatically. \u201cIf my teacher doesn\u2019t even know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?\u201d His father was left completely speechless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny failed his math test so badly that his teacher called home. When Johnny walked in that afternoon, his father stood at the door, clearly furious&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14724,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":353,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14723"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14725,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14723\/revisions\/14725"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}