{"id":19855,"date":"2025-11-24T01:29:17","date_gmt":"2025-11-24T01:29:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=19855"},"modified":"2025-11-24T01:29:17","modified_gmt":"2025-11-24T01:29:17","slug":"a-blonde-went-to-the-appliance-store-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=19855","title":{"rendered":"A blonde went to the appliance store sale"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fusa-goat.com%2Fa-blonde-went-to-the-appliance-store-sale%2F\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=A+blonde+went+to+the+appliance+store+sale&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fusa-goat.com%2Fa-blonde-went-to-the-appliance-store-sale%2F&amp;via=\"> <\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/usa-goat.com\/a-blonde-went-to-the-appliance-store-sale\/?fbclid=IwY2xjawOQlBxleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFvNmZHbE14a3ZvSnBkME5Kc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHiIEwCR_iKvLbW8zt7CCzLlI7obd-_EVhrFrF0m26Kl5PxjUqWoddNslWaSz_aem_l0xFzMrVN8Gn3iStA7nS4A#\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201dI would like to buy this TV, \u201d she told the salesman. \u201d Sorry we don\u2019t sell to blondes, \u201d he replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told thesalesman, \u201dI would like to buy this TV.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201dSorry we don\u2019t sell to blondes, \u201d he replied. \u201dDarn, he recognized me, \u201d she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A new haircut and newcolor, a new outfit, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201dI would like to buy this TV, \u201d she told the salesman. \u201d Sorry we don\u2019t sell to blondes, \u201d he replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Frustrated, she exclaimed, \u201dHow do you know I\u2019m a blonde?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201dBecause that\u2019s a microwave, \u201d he replied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. \u201dI would like to buy this TV, \u201d she told the salesman. \u201d Sorry we&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":19856,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":350,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19855"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19857,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19855\/revisions\/19857"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}