Little Johnny\u2019s quick wit shows up in every situation, starting with math class. When the teacher asks how much money he\u2019d have left after lending six dollars out of eleven, he boldly replies, \u201cEleven,\u201d explaining that just because someone asks for a loan doesn\u2019t mean they\u2019ll get it. His logic may not follow the lesson, but it certainly makes sense to him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At a soccer match, Johnny sits proudly in the front row with his friend. When asked how he got such great tickets, he says they came from his brother. The punchline lands when he adds that his brother is at home searching for the very same tickets Johnny is already using.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
His humor continues at home when he asks his dad to do his math homework. When his father explains that it wouldn\u2019t be right, Johnny innocently suggests, \u201cWell, you could try,\u201d turning a moral lesson into a clever joke. And in class, when asked how to fix the incorrect sentence \u201cI ain\u2019t had no fun in months,\u201d Johnny confidently replies that the teacher should \u201cget a girlfriend.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Finally, his mischief peaks when he asks his dad if he can write in the dark. When his father says yes, Johnny hands him a report card and asks for a signature. Whether in school or at home, Little Johnny\u2019s cheeky charm always gets a laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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