{"id":2212,"date":"2025-08-31T19:13:07","date_gmt":"2025-08-31T19:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=2212"},"modified":"2025-08-31T19:13:08","modified_gmt":"2025-08-31T19:13:08","slug":"i-secretly-swapped-my-wifes-cat-she-didnt-notice-until-one-thing-shocked-us-both","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=2212","title":{"rendered":"I Secretly Swapped My Wife\u2019s Cat, She Didn\u2019t Notice Until One Thing Shocked Us Both"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My wife\u2019s evil cat hated me, so I secretly swapped it with a lookalike from the shelter. Weeks passed\u2014she didn\u2019t notice. Then one night, while watching TV, the new cat purred on her lap. She froze. \u201cDid you wash her?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then a weird thing happened. \u201cHer fur feels\u2026 softer,\u201d my wife told. I laughed, \u201cMaybe she\u2019s just happier now.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But then the cat ignored its name, didn\u2019t react to her favorite treats, and wouldn\u2019t sleep in the window \u2014 all things Muffin always did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suspicious, my wife pulled out old photos to compare markings. I felt sweat roll down my back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Her voice dropped, \u201cWhere\u2019s the black spot on her paw?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife\u2019s evil cat hated me, so I secretly swapped it with a lookalike from the shelter. Weeks passed\u2014she didn\u2019t notice. Then one night, while watching TV,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2213,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":743,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2212"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2214,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2212\/revisions\/2214"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}