{"id":23527,"date":"2025-12-10T23:07:59","date_gmt":"2025-12-10T23:07:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=23527"},"modified":"2025-12-10T23:08:00","modified_gmt":"2025-12-10T23:08:00","slug":"midnight-call-confusion-that-will-leave-you-in-stitches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=23527","title":{"rendered":"\u201cMidnight Call Confusion That Will Leave You in Stitches!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A married couple were sound asleep when the phone suddenly rang at 2 a.m. The wife picked up, listened for just a moment, and blurted out, \u201cHow should I know? That\u2019s 200 miles from here!\u201d before hanging up in frustration. Still half asleep, her husband stared at her, baffled by the strange outburst.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When he finally asked who had called, she calmly replied, \u201cNo idea \u2014 some weirdo asking if the coast was clear!\u201d Her deadpan delivery left him speechless, and the couple ended up laughing for the rest of the night at the ridiculousness of the late-night call.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple were sound asleep when the phone suddenly rang at 2 a.m. The wife picked up, listened for just a moment, and blurted out, \u201cHow&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":23528,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":415,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23527"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23529,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23527\/revisions\/23529"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/23528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}