{"id":25471,"date":"2025-12-19T17:58:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-19T17:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=25471"},"modified":"2025-12-19T17:58:00","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T17:58:00","slug":"the-doctor-handed-the-old-man-a-jar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=25471","title":{"rendered":"The doctor handed the old man a jar"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The doctor handed the old man a jar and said,\u201cTake this home and bring back a sample tomorrow.\u201dThe next day, the man comes back,Jar still completely empty.Doctor says, \u201cWhat happened?\u201dThe old man replies:\u201cWell, I tried with my right hand\u2026 nothing.Then my left hand\u2026 nothing.So I asked my wife.She tried both hands, then her mouth\u2014teeth in, teeth out\u2014still nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then we called our neighbor Arleen.She gave it a go too\u2026 both hands, an armpit, even tried squeezing it between her knees.Still nothing.\u201dDoctor (wide-eyed): \u201cWait, you asked your neighbor?!\u201dOld man:<br>Yep. None of us could get the jar open.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The doctor handed the old man a jar and said,\u201cTake this home and bring back a sample tomorrow.\u201dThe next day, the man comes back,Jar still completely empty.Doctor&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":25472,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":141,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25471"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25473,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25471\/revisions\/25473"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/25472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}