A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.The room is full of workers, and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO approaches the guy and asks, \u201cHow much money do you make a week?\u201dUndaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, \u201cI make $200.00 a week.\u201dThe CEO hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, \u201cHere\u2019s a week\u2019s pay, now GET OUT!\u201dFeeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, \u201dDoes anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201dWith a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, \u201dPizza delivery guy.\u201dLOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile!Have a nice day!! A New Company TraineeA man joined a big multinational company as a trainee. On the first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone, \u201cGet me a cup of coffee, quickly!\u201dThe voice from the other side responded, \u201cYou idiot; You dialed the wrong extension!Do you know who you\u2019re talking to?\u201d\u201cNo,\u201d the trainee replied. \u201cIt\u2019s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!\u201dThe trainee shouted back, \u201cAnd you know who you\u2019re talking to, you IDIOT?\u201d\u201cNo!\u201d replied the Managing Director angrily. \u201cThank God!\u201d replied the trainee and put the phone down.LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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