A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.The room is full of workers, and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO approaches the guy and asks, \u201cHow much money do you make a week?\u201dUndaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, \u201cI make $200.00 a week.\u201dThe CEO hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, \u201cHere\u2019s a week\u2019s pay, now GETOUT!\u201dFeeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, \u201dDoes anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, \u201dPizza delivery guy.\u201dLOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile!Have a nice day!! A New Company TraineeA man joined a big multinational company as a trainee. On the first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone, \u201cGet me a cup of coffee, quickly!\u201dhe voice from the other side responded, \u201cYou idiot; You dialed the wrong extension!Do you know who you\u2019re talking to?\u201d\u201cNo,\u201d the trainee replied. \u201cIt\u2019s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!\u201dA company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.The room is full of workers, and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO approaches the guy and asks, \u201cHow much money do you make a week?\u201dUndaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, \u201cI make $200.00 a week.\u201dThe CEO hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, \u201cHere\u2019s a week\u2019s pay, now GET OUT!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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