{"id":35888,"date":"2026-02-03T18:35:17","date_gmt":"2026-02-03T18:35:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=35888"},"modified":"2026-02-03T18:35:18","modified_gmt":"2026-02-03T18:35:18","slug":"two-elderly-ladies-were-discussing-their-husbands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=35888","title":{"rendered":"Two elderly ladies were discussing their husbands"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Two elderly ladies were discussing their husbands over tea\u2026One of the old ladies said, \u201cI do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous\u2026\u201dThe other old woman replied, \u201cMy Billy used to do the same thing, but I broke him of the habit.\u201d\u201cHow?\u201d asked the first old lady, rather curious, \u201cI<code>ve been trying everything and I<\/code>ve even consulted our family doctor, but to no avail. What did you do???\u201dThe other lady replied, \u201cI <em>hid<\/em> his teeth!!\u201d \ud83d\ude42Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.One said, \u201cSometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can\u2019t remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The second lady chimed in with, \u201cYes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can\u2019t remember whether I was on my way up or down.\u201dThe third one responded, \u201cWell ladies, I\u2019m glad I don\u2019t have that problem.\u201d She knocked on the table and then said, \u201cThat must be the door; I\u2019ll get it!\u201dMaria and Julia were old friends. They had in fact they had been friends for many years and both of them have been married to their husbands for a very long time. One day, Julia went to visit Maria and confided in her that she was upset because she thought her husband didn\u2019t find her attractive any more.\u201cAs I get older he doesn\u2019t bother to look at me\u201d, Julia cried on her best friend Maria\u2019s shoulder. \u201cI\u2019m so sorry for you\u201d, Maria said. \u201cAs I get older, my husband says that I get more beautiful every day\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two elderly ladies were discussing their husbands over tea\u2026One of the old ladies said, \u201cI do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":35889,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":454,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35888"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35888\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35890,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35888\/revisions\/35890"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/35889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}