{"id":3814,"date":"2025-09-08T00:10:28","date_gmt":"2025-09-08T00:10:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=3814"},"modified":"2025-09-08T00:10:29","modified_gmt":"2025-09-08T00:10:29","slug":"a-blonde-calls-her-boyfriend-and-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=3814","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \u201cPlease come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d Her boyfriend asks, <strong>\u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d<\/strong> She replies, <strong>\u201cAccording to the picture on the box, it\u2019s a rooster.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her boyfriend goes over to help. When he arrives, he sees puzzle pieces scattered all over the table. He examines the pieces and then smiles, saying, <strong>\u201cFirst of all, no matter how we try, these pieces won\u2019t resemble a rooster. Secondly, let\u2019s not stress about it. How about we have a nice cup of tea and\u2026 put all these Corn Flakes back in the box?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a classroom, the teacher asks the students to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow. Soon, Little Johnny raises his hand to show he\u2019s finished and displays a blank sheet of paper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cBut Johnny, you didn\u2019t paint anything on it?\u201d<\/strong> says the teacher. <strong>\u201cWell, the cows have eaten all the grass and since there was no grass left, they just went away,\u201d<\/strong> Johnny explains.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \u201cPlease come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3815,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":438,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3814"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3816,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3814\/revisions\/3816"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}