So, I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at the checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her cart. With a bit of an attitude, she asked me what type of dog I had. I calmly told her it was my service dog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She got snarky and said, \u201cI knew that. What type of service?\u201d By now, my dog was happily licking her face and hands, being super friendly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I replied, \u201cHe\u2019s a BLD.\u201d She frowned and asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s a BLD?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I looked her straight in the eye and said, \u201cIt stands for Butt Licking Dog.\u201d
Her jaw dropped. \u201cButt Licking Dog?!\u201d she repeated in shock.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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