{"id":860,"date":"2025-08-25T10:59:58","date_gmt":"2025-08-25T10:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=860"},"modified":"2025-08-25T10:59:58","modified_gmt":"2025-08-25T10:59:58","slug":"my-neighbor-painted-an-insult-on-my-lawn-so-i-taught-him-a-lesson-he-wont-forget","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=860","title":{"rendered":"My Neighbor Painted an Insult on My Lawn, So I Taught Him a Lesson He Won&#8217;t Forget"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Brian had spent over a decade enjoying peace in his quiet neighborhood \u2014 until Tim moved in next door.At first, Tim seemed friendly. But soon, he began blocking Brian\u2019s driveway with his truck, even after being told not to. When Brian refused to give in, Tim escalated. One morning, Brian stepped outside to find \u201cSELFISH JERK\u201d spray-painted across his lawn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Furious, Brian filed a police report, but the damage was done \u2014 and Tim was smug about it. That\u2019s when Brian called his brother, who ran a landscaping company. Together, they replaced the lawn and installed a special sprinkler system with harmless chalk-based dye.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The next morning, as Tim strolled by with his dog, the sprinklers erupted \u2014 drenching him in bright blue water in front of the entire neighborhood.Humiliated and stained, Tim stormed over. \u201cWhat the hell, man?\u201dBrian just leaned against the doorframe and smiled. <em>\u201cWhat are you going to do, Tim? Call the cops over some water?\u201d<\/em>Tim hasn\u2019t caused trouble since. And Brian? He\u2019s still ready, just in case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brian had spent over a decade enjoying peace in his quiet neighborhood \u2014 until Tim moved in next door.At first, Tim seemed friendly. But soon, he began&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":861,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":327,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=860"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":862,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860\/revisions\/862"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}