Life can get overwhelming sometimes, but laughter is one of the best ways to lighten the mood. Here are a few short jokes to make your day a little brighter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A blind cowboy once walked into a biker bar and asked if anyone wanted to hear a blonde joke. A woman quickly listed off that the bartender was blonde, the bouncer was blonde, she herself was a tall blonde with a black belt, the woman next to her was a weightlifter, and the one on his other side was a wrestler. She then asked if he still wanted to tell the joke. The cowboy thought for a moment and said, \u201cNope, not if I have to explain it five times.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Arnold once saw an ad for a brand-new SUV priced at just $25. His mom thought it was a typo, but they went to check. The car was perfect, and the woman confirmed the price. When asked why it was so cheap, she said her husband had left with his secretary and told her to sell the car and send him the money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
On his first day, a new CEO spotted a young man leaning against a wall. He asked how much he earned, handed him $200, and told him to leave. Feeling proud, he asked the staff what the man\u2019s role was. Someone replied, \u201cHe was the pizza delivery guy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Peter\u2019s parents once sat him down and told him he was adopted. Shocked, he said he wanted to meet his biological parents. His dad smiled and said, \u201cWe\u2019re your biological parents. Now pack your things \u2014 your new parents are coming in 20 minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
During a job interview, a woman was asked her age, so she counted on her fingers before answering. When asked her height, she pulled out a tape measure from her bag and checked. Finally, when asked her name, she paused for a long time and then said, \u201cNeha.\u201d When the interviewer asked why it took so long, she replied, \u201cI had to sing \u2018Happy Birthday\u2019 in my head to remember.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sometimes all it takes is a little laughter to brighten the day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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