{"id":8956,"date":"2025-10-02T00:14:12","date_gmt":"2025-10-02T00:14:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=8956"},"modified":"2025-10-02T00:14:13","modified_gmt":"2025-10-02T00:14:13","slug":"little-johnnys-arithmetic-fiasco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=8956","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny\u2019s Arithmetic Fiasco"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Little Johnny came home from school looking frustrated. His dad noticed right away. \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, Johnny?\u201d \u201cI got an F in arithmetic,\u201d Johnny muttered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His dad frowned. \u201cAn F? Why? What happened?\u201d \u201cWell,\u201d Johnny began, \u201cthe teacher asked me, \u2018How much is 2 times 3?\u2019 and I said, \u20186.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s correct!\u201d his dad said. \u201cExactly,\u201d Johnny replied. \u201cBut then she asked me, \u2018How much is 3 times 2?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His dad raised an eyebrow. \u201cStill 6!\u201d \u201cRight!\u201d Johnny said. \u201cBut I told her, \u2018What\u2019s the freaking difference?\u2019\u201d His dad sighed. \u201cAnd?\u201d Johnny shrugged. \u201cThat\u2019s <em>exactly<\/em> what got me the F.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny came home from school looking frustrated. His dad noticed right away. \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, Johnny?\u201d \u201cI got an F in arithmetic,\u201d Johnny muttered. His dad frowned&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8957,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":377,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8956"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8956\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8958,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8956\/revisions\/8958"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}