{"id":9425,"date":"2025-10-03T21:05:25","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T21:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=9425"},"modified":"2025-10-03T21:05:25","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T21:05:25","slug":"a-cowboy-decides-to-buy-a-horse-from-a-preacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/?p=9425","title":{"rendered":"A cowboy decides to buy a horse from a preacher"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>As the money changes hands, the preacher warns him, \u201cNow this isn\u2019t a regular horse. I\u2019ve taught this one different commands\u2026 \u201d \u201cTo get him to run, you must say \u201cHallelujah!\u201d And to make him stop you must say \u201cAmen\u201d.\u201d The cowboy thanks him and rides off on his new horse. Later that afternoon, the cowboy decides to test out the horse\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He saddles up and mounts, then kicks his heels, yelling \u201cHeyahh!\u201d\u2026 The horse just stands there, unmoving. Oh yeah, the rancher thinks, remembering what the preacher said, \u201cHallelujah!\u201d As the horse bolts into a dead run, the rancher holds on for dear life\u2026 \u201cWoah! Slow down!\u201d He yells while pulling hard at the reins. But the horse continues running at top speed, straight for the edge of a tall cliff. \u201cStop! Woah!\u201d he continues\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The horse wouldn\u2019t stop or even slow down. As the cliff gets closer and closer, the cowboy realizes he is about to die and quickly prays\u2026 \u201cGod, save my soul and forgive my sins, Amen.\u201d Suddenly, the horse slides to a stop, right at the very edge of the cliff. The cowboy, giddy with relief, shouts\u2026 \u201cHallelujah!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As the money changes hands, the preacher warns him, \u201cNow this isn\u2019t a regular horse. I\u2019ve taught this one different commands\u2026 \u201d \u201cTo get him to run,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9426,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":550,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9425"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9427,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9425\/revisions\/9427"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsinbr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}