Husband: “Hello?”
Wife: “Hey honey, are you at the club?”
Husband: “Yep. Living the dream.”
Wife: “Great! Can you bring me back something nice? Like a chicken nugget or, I don’t know, a souvenir?”
Husband: “Chicken nugget? Seriously? From a club?”
Wife: “Hey, you never know. Maybe there’s a nugget stand next to the DJ booth.”
Husband: “If there is, I’m finding it. And maybe a disco ball to match your sparkling personality.”

The call ended with a promise that he’d find a nugget or at least try to smuggle a disco ball into the house. Meanwhile, she’s already planning to frame the nugget and put it on the mantelpiece as a trophy of their love.

Relationship status: Nugget negotiations ongoing.