Three men die within seconds of each other and arrive at the gates of heaven, where Saint Peter explains that only one can enter at a time. The man with the most interesting story will go first. The first man tells how he suspected his wife was cheating, came home early, found her naked, and discovered a man hanging from the terrace railing. In a rage, he knocked the man loose, dropped a refrigerator on him, and then died of a heart attack from the stress.
The second man explains that he was chasing his cat on the terrace, tripped, and fell, barely managing to grab a railing before someone knocked his hands loose and crushed him with a refrigerator. The third man simply sighs and says, “So there I was, hiding inside a refrigerator…”
