A Genie’s Wish Gone Wrong

A man walks into a bar and pulls a tiny man and a little piano from his pocket. The tiny man starts playing Mozart flawlessly. Amazed, the bartender asks where he found him.
“There’s a genie outside granting wishes,” the man says.

The bartender rushes out, makes a wish, and moments later the bar fills with ducks. Furious, he yells, “I asked for a million bucks!”
The man shrugs and replies, “You think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?” 😄

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