A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.The room is full of workers, and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO approaches the guy and asks, “How much money do you make a week?”Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $200.00 a week.”The CEO hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, “Here’s a week’s pay, now GETOUT!”Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, ”Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?”

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, ”Pizza delivery guy.”LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile!Have a nice day!! A New Company TraineeA man joined a big multinational company as a trainee. On the first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone, “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”he voice from the other side responded, “You idiot; You dialed the wrong extension!Do you know who you’re talking to?”“No,” the trainee replied. “It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.The room is full of workers, and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO approaches the guy and asks, “How much money do you make a week?”Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $200.00 a week.”The CEO hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, “Here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT!”