His friends react with awkward silence until he adds, “But he hasn’t done too bad—his three boyfriends gifted him a mansion, a jet, and a Mercedes for his birthday!”

Bonus joke: An old man walks by a group of grandmas, who claim they can guess his exact age. Skeptical but intrigued, he drops his pants as they request. After examining him closely, they confidently declare, “You’re 87!” Stunned, he asks how they knew. They burst into laughter and say, “We were at your birthd