Daniel had just settled into his usual spot at the golf club with his buddies when his phone buzzed. Without checking the screen, he answered casually, “Hello?” “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” came Claire’s cheerful voice. “Yeah,” he replied, already sensing the familiar tone she used when she wanted something. “Perfect! I’m at the mall nearby, and I just saw the most beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!

Can I get it?” she asked, excitement bubbling in her voice Daniel sighed quietly but stayed calm. “How much is it?” “Only $1,500,” she said, as if it were a bargain from heaven. He hesitated, then thought about how she’d been supportive lately, waking up early to pack his snacks for golf days. “Alright,” he said finally, “If you really like it, go ahead and get it.” “Great! Oh, and I also stopped by the car dealership…” she continued casually.

Daniel’s eyebrows shot up. Here we go, he thought. “I saw that new BMW we talked about. The one in white with the tan interior? They said they could give us a good deal,” she said. “It’s $75,000. Can I buy it too?” He gulped but stayed cool, especially since his friends were secretly listening. Not wanting to look weak, he replied, “If you like it that much, go ahead.” There was a brief pause. “Really?” Claire asked, surprised. “Sure,” Daniel said confidently, now fully committed to his performance. “If it makes you happy.”

She squealed with joy. “And one last thing—I saw a house for sale near your friend Mark’s place. Huge backyard, pool, and a perfect kitchen. It’s $1.2 million. Should I make an offer?” At this point, Daniel knew it was a bluff, so he played along. “Of course, sweetheart. You know what’s best. Just go ahead.” “Thanks, honey! Love you!” she said before hanging up. A moment of silence passed. His friends stared at him wide-eyed. Daniel grinned, then shrugged and said, “Anyone know whose phone this is?”