Doctors may be experts, but sometimes their comments leave patients stunned, confused, or laughing out loud. One person fractured their pinky toe, and during a checkup, the doctor examined the swollen, purple mess and said, “You’re going to lose that toe.” After the patient nearly passed out, he added, “Sorry—I meant toenail.” Another doctor told a man who hated running, “Perfect! Only do it when someone’s chasing you.” And a rushed doctor mistakenly announced to a 43-year-old man, “Great news—you’re pregnant,” before realizing he had the wrong patient.

Some doctors take humor a little too far. A man with hand numbness panicked when the doctor said, “We’ll have to take it off,” only to learn he meant the watch. A podiatrist even high-fived someone’s flat foot to prove his point. Others left patients bewildered: one doctor joked that a constantly tired child had “run out of dreams,” and another said his patient would “do very well in an apocalypse” because of their slow metabolism.

Sometimes their timing is questionable, too. After emergency surgery, a doctor asked a patient to name favorite foods—then immediately told him he couldn’t eat any of them for a week. Another person pulling themselves out of a coma responded to a vocal-cord test by saying “Something,” prompting the doctor to sigh, “At least the humor still works.” And when a dentist saw bleeding gums, he scolded, “Your toothbrush isn’t training for the Olympics.”

Even serious situations can bring unexpected awkwardness. One cardiologist grew confused when a patient brought their stepfather, leading to a long explanation about family ties. Meanwhile, one brain surgeon couldn’t hide his glee when asked how he got into a patient’s head—he simply rubbed his hands together and replied, “Power tools.” Whether comforting, confusing, or comedic, doctors’ words sometimes become more memorable than the diagnosis itself.