They say that reality surpasses fiction, but sometimes it goes over it with a laugh. In the most unusual corners of the Internet, users from all over the world have shared those phrases that unintentionally became gems of unintentional humor. From childish responses that disarmed their parents to comments as absurd as they were brilliant, these situations needed no scriptwriters, just people being…. well, people. We bring you a selection of 15 moments so ridiculously funny that they would make even the best TV comedian blush. Enjoy this dose of real, unexpected and 100% authentic humor.
My wife and I had our child late in life and knew we were going to be one and done, so a vasectomy was going to happen. Where I live, you need a doctor’s referral to get one. Coincidentally, my appointment to get said referral was the same week that I started my paternal leave. At my appointment, Doc walks into the room and says, “You’ve been on paternity leave for 2 days, and you already want a vasectomy?!?” © phil_in_t_blank / Reddit
I was at a 50th wedding anniversary party, and there were LOTS of elderly people in attendance. An old man standing next to me said, “It looks like a graveyard in here.” I literally spit my drink out—we were outdoors. The kicker was that the guy was close to the same age as everyone else. © Unknown author / Reddit
I was walking my dog when I saw a guy across the street with his much smaller dog. His dog started barking at mine, so he looked down at his dog and said, “What are you doing? That dog would DESTROY you
smashed my left pinky toe into a doorframe. It hurt like crazy. I went and got it X-rayed, and sure enough, it was fractured. A month later, at a routine podiatrist visit, my toe was still swollen and purple, and my toenail was black. I explained to the doctor that I had fractured it. He looked closely at my mangled little piggy and said, “Yeah, you’re going to lose that toe.” What?! In about three seconds, I went through the shock, acceptance, and determination of living without a toe when the doctor said… “Sorry, I mean toeNAIL. You’re going to lose that toenail.” © DadsRGR8 / Reddit
Little girl to me after I explain my service dog helps me when I’m sick: “Oh, so he’s your dog-tor!”
Me, trying to keep a straight face: “Yes, exactly.” © yenetruok / Reddit
Many years ago, in the early ’90s, a friend of mine started dating a girl. One day, while her parents were on vacation, she invited him to spend the night. When he arrived, he was astonished to see a huge house with Bentleys and Porsches in the driveway. He knew she came from a wealthy family, but he didn’t realize just how wealthy. They went into the house, and she asked if he wanted anything to eat from the fridge. He opened it, spotted a bunch of Bounty bars, and asked if he could have a couple. She gave him a disgusted look and said, “Those are for the dog.