A married couple were sound asleep when the phone suddenly rang at 2 a.m. The wife picked up, listened for just a moment, and blurted out, “How should I know? That’s 200 miles from here!” before hanging up in frustration. Still half asleep, her husband stared at her, baffled by the strange outburst.
When he finally asked who had called, she calmly replied, “No idea — some weirdo asking if the coast was clear!” Her deadpan delivery left him speechless, and the couple ended up laughing for the rest of the night at the ridiculousness of the late-night call.
