The doctor handed the old man a jar and said,“Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow.”The next day, the man comes back,Jar still completely empty.Doctor says, “What happened?”The old man replies:“Well, I tried with my right hand… nothing.Then my left hand… nothing.So I asked my wife.She tried both hands, then her mouth—teeth in, teeth out—still nothing.
Then we called our neighbor Arleen.She gave it a go too… both hands, an armpit, even tried squeezing it between her knees.Still nothing.”Doctor (wide-eyed): “Wait, you asked your neighbor?!”Old man:
Yep. None of us could get the jar open.”
