A man walks into a bar and orders six double brandies. The bartender raises an eyebrow and asks if he’s had a rough day. The man sighs and says he just found out his dad is gay. The next day he returns, orders the same drinks, and admits he’s just learned his son is gay too. On the third day, he stumbles in again for six double brandies. Now concerned, the bartender asks, “Does anyone in your family like women?” The man downs his drink and mutters, “Yeah… my wife.”
Meanwhile, an old cowboy walks into a bar, orders a beer, and explains he spends his days riding horses and herding cattle. Later, a woman sits beside him and tells the bartender she’s a lesbian, explaining she thinks about women all day. The cowboy quietly listens, then leaves and heads to another bar. When the new bartender asks what he does, the old man takes a slow sip of his beer and says, “Well… this morning I was a cowboy… but after what I’ve learned today, I think I’m a lesbian too.”
