So, I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at the checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her cart. With a bit of an attitude, she asked me what type of dog I had. I calmly told her it was my service dog.
She got snarky and said, “I knew that. What type of service?” By now, my dog was happily licking her face and hands, being super friendly.
I replied, “He’s a BLD.” She frowned and asked, “What’s a BLD?”
I looked her straight in the eye and said, “It stands for Butt Licking Dog.”
Her jaw dropped. “Butt Licking Dog?!” she repeated in shock.
