A 26-year-old man shared a mortifying airport security experience on Reddit, warning other men to avoid walking through scanners with an erection. After a romantic goodbye with his long-distance girlfriend in her car, he still had a “slight chub” when he arrived at the airport in Nevada. As he passed through security, the body scanner highlighted a “huge red circle” over his groin, signaling that something required further inspection. What followed was an intense and humiliating ordeal: a full pat down by one officer, followed by a second search from a supervisor. Despite the embarrassment, the staff confirmed he was clear and sent him on his way, leaving him red-faced and wishing he could erase the memory. He reflected on the timing, noting that stress and worry only made the situation last longer, and joked that he’d never have to face it again once his girlfriend moved back.
Modern airport scanners use anonymous body avatars to detect potential threats, highlighting areas with a red “stop and check” marker when something unusual is detected. Former TSA officer Eri Jenkins explained that the machines show only a generic outline of the body, while author Shawna Malvini Redden added that the signal appears for items on or inside clothing. In this case, rather than contraband, the alert was triggered simply because the traveler was aroused, proving that even technology intended for safety can sometimes lead to one of the most embarrassing experiences a passenger might endure.